antivirgin

something Steve wishes he could be but can only emulate by sitting at his computer late at night.

Steve only can imagine what fun antivirginity is.

11👍 17👎

Raisin

Something you eat, helps you crap. Healthy. Smells magically delicious.

I ate a raisin when I was trippin off X, coke, crack, MJ, PCP, ZBZ, THC, and ABC's. My gremlin ate one too.

11👍 34👎

mushroom tattoo

See mushroom stamp

I don't know what happened to Sarah at the party, but she came back with a nice mushroom tattoo.

72👍 50👎

312

Area code for Chicago

"3-1-2's, 3-1-3s, 2-1-5, 8-0-3s
Read your whoreoscope and eat your whore d'oeuvres" from Ludacris' "Area Codes"

412👍 215👎

Lord Of The Rings

a film that's watched by those who will never get any pussy.

Anyone who actually loves this movie is a virgin.

45👍 208👎

metrosexual

A city slicker; plague of the modern world.

Check out the perfectly chaotically gelled, streaked hair on that metrosexual!
Is that pleather he's wearing?!

16👍 21👎

money

Can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer: 'Ah,10 bucks! I wanted a peanut'
Brain: 'Money can buy many peanuts'
Homer: 'Explain how.'
Brain: 'Beer can be exchanged for goods and services'
Homer: 'Woohoo!'

16👍 12👎