shalom

saying hello in jewish

bob: shalom
jordan: u a jew?
bob: yea
jordan: oh

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beef jerky

1. a fuckin delicious snack.

Yes Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.

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walking tall

acting like your big, not giving a shit about anything.

Yea im walking tall fool. get the fuck outta my way before i fuck u up.

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clinton

a pimp for getting a blow job in the white house; the closest person to being a black president

Dam! Bill Clinton got a blow job in the white house?!?! What a pimp!

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sow

Shit On Wheels; a term used to describe an object of transportation.

Man 1: YO! check out my new ride! i got it for 500 bucks.
Man 2: R0FL! That's an SOW!

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miata

see pos; crapping car; waste of money

man: Look at that wack ass Miata.
women: Yea thats a POS.

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sin city

1. if u like movies where people get hit by a car going 100 mph 4 times and dieing, getting shot 1000 times and not dieing, and having a thing for bandages this movie is for you.
2. i recommend seeing this movie just for the ladies. Jessica Alba is really hot mainly because she plays the role of a stripper who wants to fuck a 50 yr old guy. The way she dances will turn u on as it did for me.

John: yea sin city wasn't that realistic. everyone is invicible.
Jay: yea but jessica alba is damn fine in it. =)

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