pink texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy new waterproof cell phones into the vagina, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift vibrator.
also see brown texting

Example 1:
Dude 1- "I confiscated my GF's vibrator the other day because she told me I couldn't please her like a real man, but I think she's been pink texting ever since"
Dude 2- "I'm sorry dude. My mom used to spend all day pink texting so I know what that's like"

Example 2:
"I don't have time to pink text anymore because I run an interstellar empire"

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brown texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.

Also see "pink texting"

Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"