masturbation

Sex with someone have known your entire life. except instead of a vagina he has fingernails...gross.

i wonder if mr. rogers ever rocked his casbah..hmm masturbation is silly.

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Shailyeen

Shailyeen is the most strong, independent, attractive girl you will ever come across. Her personality is what sticks out the most and the ability to make herself laugh is truly hilarious. She is a loving person with a huge heart. She will have you on your knees asking for a second chance. So when you do get that chance don’t mess it up.

Friend: Damn she bad
Ajay: I know. Her names Shailyeen. I’m definite going to wife her.

orgasm

the best 4 seconds of a man's life.

"Sex is not that important; it's the afterward part when you're naked and it's warm. Watching the sun come up through the windshield you look in her good eye and you help strap on her leg and you know: you fucked a pirate."
-Dave Attell, on orgasms.

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Wu Tang Clan

Ain't Notin' To FUCK wit.

A Wu Tang Clan member once said,

I be tossin, enforcin, my style is awesome
I'm causin more Family Feud's than Richard Dawson

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entrapwneur

Someone who's making G's in the business world (entrepreneur) using their computer! (pwnt)

Entrapwner: I'm What you call an entrapwneur, Ha! Get it?
Outrageous Man: No Dude, you're what i call, a douchebag!
Outrageous Wingman: WOAH! DUDE you totally showed that guy!

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