Governator

A washed up, fat ass republican suffering from hypogonadism due to a diminshed supply of now outlawed anobolic steroids. After his long lived sucess in body building and kicking sand in whimps faces at the beach. The Governator moved on to become a action movie hero. Although never able to master the art of the English language, the Governator has been an inspiration to the cognitively challenged all over the world. (except Austria) Taking the higher moral ground for his political aspirations, the Governator declared himself a Repubican and headed to Sacramento with his 7 Hummers, Cuban Cigars and lofty, ambiguous goals for taking down "Special Interests" such as 86 year old ladies healthcare plans, one legged police officer's pensions, and cutting back funding to those girly girl teachers who tried to teach him English. Although exihibiting himself as a tough guy who even brandished a 2 foot knife for the media while "Slashing" the budget, the poor Governator turned tail and ran from some crazy trash talking redneck from Atascadero, California in May of 2010. The Governator refuse the glory of the Octagon and chose be be just plain ol' gone. Fair thee well sweet prince.

Dude, did you hear the Governator was afraid to step into the ring with some trash talking redneck from the sticks? I guess all those years of flexing in women's panties were some kind of sign. Maybe he's spooning with Rush right now.

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