schoost

verb - the act of a planned and well executed cockblock, made by bursting through an entrance to a room with great enthusiasm, usually a window or door. There are many different variations of the schoosting

while a girl is hooking up with a friend, you burst through the door, jump on the bed and sing the mexican hat dance then quickly exit the room

stus wang

To over estimate the size of something

Think you've got a big one, that's about as big as Stu's wang!

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