Feeming-Fendel

Someone who gives themselves a 'Dutch Oven' repeatedly until reaching climax.

Bob was forever banned from the dating website after naming his profile “Feeming-Fendel ISO Fecal Freak”.

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queering

To have forcible anal sex with another man while holding him down. (like in the movie Deliverance)

Ike and Billybob gave the Yankee a good queering for trespassing on their property.

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probably

An adverb used in any statement which is almost certainly false.

A: Where the hell is Tom?
B: He probably ran down the train track and died of amnesia.

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tube

A joint/doobie (pot).

Dude, let's burn a tube then rape some homeless people.

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guam

Any place really far away, whether or not it's really "the" Guam.

A: Where did Mike go for that exchange student thing?
B: Guam.

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c4

meaning cock to forehead. A slang used to confuse hookers or sluty girls.

You up for some C4 later?

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Eskimo wedding

Eskimo wedding is when a man attends the wedding of a woman he has fucked before.

I fucked this super hot chick in college and now she is getting married. This is going to be an awesome Eskimo wedding. I hope my Eskimo brother doesn't get mad that I banged his wife before.

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