Feeming-Fendel

Someone who gives themselves a 'Dutch Oven' repeatedly until reaching climax.

Bob was forever banned from the dating website after naming his profile “Feeming-Fendel ISO Fecal Freak”.

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waxomoballsackyam

Waxing the scrotom in early breakfast.

Wax em ball sacky with eggs.

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420

marijuana-heard it was the Police term for pot.

Looking for a dude who is 420 friendly.

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Lies

A word shouted in disbelief responding to a statement which can not possibly be false or which has already been agreed upon. Often used in "Invader Zim", an animated television show.

A: I specifically remember taking it with me when I got out of the car...
B: It's not in the car.
A: LIES!!

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tube

A joint/doobie (pot).

Dude, let's burn a tube then rape some homeless people.

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Eskimo wedding

Eskimo wedding is when a man attends the wedding of a woman he has fucked before.

I fucked this super hot chick in college and now she is getting married. This is going to be an awesome Eskimo wedding. I hope my Eskimo brother doesn't get mad that I banged his wife before.

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c4

meaning cock to forehead. A slang used to confuse hookers or sluty girls.

You up for some C4 later?

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