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When someone licks you ass while jerking you off and tickling your balls with their eyelashes at the same time
Dude. He gave me a Irish rusty trombone and I came all over his pillow.
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When a cnn anchor sticks his hand down his pants and rubs his sweaty balls and then touches your mustache with his smelly fingers.
I had to drive home from the white house correspondence dinner with a stinky mustache because someone at my table gave me the lemon
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A rich delusional old racist white man who is unfit to be president but voted into office by a bunch of idiots who can't do anything for themselves and consider the government there mommy and daddy.
I wish I could be as responsible as a trump supporters but ima fuck joe biden
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