vaginismus

an involunary contraction of the muscles of the vagina during intercourse.

"Elroy thought he wuz about to git his dick pinched off when Linda's muff slamed shut on him."

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rump ranger

a sodomite

" It was back in 1982 or maybe 83
that thousands of rump rangers all
contracted HIV
Nobody knew what caused it but they began to die..
Dead Rump Rangers In The Sky
Yippie i o Yippie i aaayyy.
Dead Rump Rangers In the Sky"
(to the tune of Ghost riders in the sky.

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hanky

proper noun: Mr. Hanky- beloved anthropomorphic turd who wears a little sailor cap and lives in the sewers of South Park, Colorado

" Hiiiiiddeeee Hoooooh!" Exclaimed Mr. Hanky as he waived at the boys and girls.

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money box

Vagina- United Kingdom regional

so 'e put 'is wanger in me money box 'n didn't even pay me tupence."

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carp syndrome

the opening and closing of the mouth without verbalization that occurs when the individual displaying he syndrome is trying to get a word in edgewise.

"Steve's developed a full blown case of the carp syndrome since he married little Rose."

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thundermug

A toilet. previously the pot inside of the comode console- so named because of its echo chamber effect

" I was sitting on the thundermug and alluhthesudden...' BRRRPOOMMMPPPP-FAZzzzz!'"

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