geriatric texting

When someone text you way too early in the morning. Like as early as old people wake up.

He text me at 5 am this morning. That's some serious geriatric texting. I hate it when he does that.

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Jingle ballin'

Is one possessing the biggest nuts in the room during the holiday season. (Please note that this can and does apply to women as well).

Well, Christmas Kitten, what have you been up to.....jingle balling' and ho ho ho'ing?

Kelly - So, what's under that overcoat? Jillian - my jingle balls.

Yeah, I got your jingle balls!!!!!

All these hoes crammin' my mistletoe cuz I'm jingle ballin'.

G'Checkin'

Confirming or making sure that someone is a gangster.

You G'Checkin' me?

Dickism

The distinctive practice of being or acting like a dick.

He's got a slight touch of dickism in him.

Never in the history of dickism....

Dickism is unnecessary!