Butthole Lynching

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.

I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.

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Kentucky Gravey Robber

When you steal a bucket of gravey from KFC, then proceed to dip your bare ass in it. After this is accomplished, you then sit on a chick's face and rip a raunchy fart causing gravey bubbles.

Sam is a world famous Kentucky Gravey Robber, and is wanted in 30 states for his hanous crime.

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PHC

PHC stands for "Potential Hot Chick(s)." By saying PHC you are safe from being attacked by your friends for being unable to indentify an ugly chick from a hot chick at a distance.

"Hey, we have some PHC on the left up there at the light."

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Antarctic Safari Ride

When two gay dads decide to have butt sex using a frozen dildo and a hair dryer. The first dad penetrates the second dad's ass with the frozen dildo while at the same time blowing the second dad's ass with a hair dryer.

Sam Lloyd walked in on his first dad performing an Antarctic Safari Ride on his second dad. He has not shown up to school for the past three weeks.

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