Jainted

To be intoxicated/ Under the influence of painkillers/ narcotics. Specificly percocets

-(Sketchy guy #1) Yo mane, I got some percocets if you need any
(Sketchy guy #2) Bet, im trying to smoke a blunt and get jainted
-I hate that I have to spend $35 on a perc just to get jainted
-You have to go through so much sketchy shit just to get jainted.

-Yo, I just got my script, Lets get jainted!
-Lets get jainted and go to McDonalds
-I love having sex when I am hella jainted

Tangz

The word "Tangz" is simply a word to describe the best cat ever in the entire world. Specifically an orange cat who also goes by Sammy, Stinky, Tangzson, Tangz, Tink Tink, Stanks, Lord Of The Tangz, Chica Chica Tangzson, & Tinky

Person 1: Dude, What is your cat doing right now?

Person 2: Dude I really have no idea, Hes just being a Tangz

Johnny: Babe, Look at this huge mess the cat just made

Riley: Yeah I know, Would you really expect anything different? Hes such a tangzz

Babe 1: You have such a good kitty. He is always sitting so proper and being a gentleman

Babe 2: Yeah I know right?!?!? He is such a TANGZ!

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