Due tomorrow, do tomorrow

The words of a master procrastinator.

Person 1: Hey man why are you at this party? Don't you have like an assignment due tomorrow?
Person 2: Well you know what they say. Due tomorrow, do tomorrow.

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Schkin

A derogatory term used to describe males who have not gone through puberty yet and are therefore inferior due to their lack of masculine characteristics. Their easily distinguishable features such as a lack of height, unbroken voice and the lack of an ability to appreciate a fine piece of ass can be recognised among among males even in high school.

Bro 1: Hey man I think I need to buy a new shaver. You reckon I should try a different brand?
Bro 2: Nah bro, grow it out like mine
Schkin: I've never shaved before so I don't know
Bro 2: Wow you're such a schkin
Bro 1: I think he needs a semen-boarding boys!

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