Nandos

A British chain of restaurants that serve portuguese food.

Due to a recent surge in popularity it has become a plebeian feeding ground where the unwashed, uncultured masses swarm to eat overpriced, faux foreign cuisine that makes them feel as though they are sophisticated despite proving to the rest of the world that they are the exact opposite. Customers at Nandos are most often simpletons who also enjoy such shallow pleasures as The Chart Show on Radio 1, The X Factor and shopping at Primark.

The Clientele of Nandos are in most cases quite unclean and if they do have a job, it's usually a low paying one. The food itself isn't of a particularly high quality, which is the reasoning behind it's nickname "posh KFC". It ought to be noted however, that Nandos is in no way posh, and the nickname " ever so slightly less scummy KFC" would be better suited.

Poverton 1 - "Eeeyah, we should go to Nandos cuz they do well nice peri peri chicken there cuz it's a proper fancy restaurant where you sit down and eat with knives and forks like."
Poverton 2 - "yeah, nice one, and after we can buy a pair of TOMS and some chinos from River Island, and then i'll collect my benefits and fanny shit out another 3 children who will also be poor and eat Nandos just like me."

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