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When you finger a female and smell your fingers and they smell like fish.
Person 1: I fingered this girl last night and i got stinky pinky.
Person 2: Smells like that girl had a rotten taco.
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When your butt hurts from geeting fucked in the ass a lot or real hard.
Person 1: I gave this girl a buttache last night. It was so funny, she couldn't even walk straight.
Person 2: I had a buttache when I woke up this morning. I asked my dad what happened and he said I fell down the stairs.
Person 1: You don't have stairs in your house.
Person 2: FUCK!
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A long tee that goes down to your knees.
Ain't no dress, that's a tall tee.
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Hard nipples that feel good when you stroke them.
Damn, bitch! I love stroking your firm nipples. They feel so good.
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To get that pussy or please a women.
Dad:Son i'm gonna teach you how to scratch that kitty cat like I do your mom.
Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.
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