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When you give someoneâs butthole a massage.
She was crazy, we didnât have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!
when a fart is shotgunned from one butthole directly into another butthole.
When I was in Amsterdamâs red light district I saw the infamous Düsseldorf special for 5 euros.