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Uncle Jason. That cool uncle who bangs your aunt Nicole
Hey look itâs Tio J, getting head in his mega cab. Wait, aunt Nicole!!!?????
When a man is taking a shot and the long turd breaks off, falls forward and smacks the ball sack. Leaving a skid mark.
Janice was miffed last night while she was blowing my junk and she said it was a little funky. It must have been from the sack skid I had earlier.
The infamous 2018 Chicagoland incident. Cooler packed. Sunglasses on. Ready to go to Joliet for the nascar race. And your wife decides you canât go.
âUncle J crying again, whatâs his problem?â
âHeâs still upset about Chicagoland 2018â
The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR
I don't get how the rednecks can enjoy 3 hours of toilet bowl racing!
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That one bot that you always get to talk to on jack phelan dodgeâs website
Iâm feeling lonely. Maybe Iâll message Andrea and try to buy a limited longhorn
When you get a mop handle shoved up your ass farther than Tyler did in 13 reasons why
I could go for a good tylering right now, I hope thereâs no blood this time
Acronym for âWhereâs the menâ
Janice - âWTM at! I need some cockâ
Kevin - â go away Janice you smell like you were cleaning off a sack skid with that mouthâ
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