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The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR
I don't get how the rednecks can enjoy 3 hours of toilet bowl racing!
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When a man is taking a shot and the long turd breaks off, falls forward and smacks the ball sack. Leaving a skid mark.
Janice was miffed last night while she was blowing my junk and she said it was a little funky. It must have been from the sack skid I had earlier.
When you get a mop handle shoved up your ass farther than Tyler did in 13 reasons why
I could go for a good tylering right now, I hope thereâs no blood this time
Acronym for âWhereâs the menâ
Janice - âWTM at! I need some cockâ
Kevin - â go away Janice you smell like you were cleaning off a sack skid with that mouthâ
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That one bot that you always get to talk to on jack phelan dodgeâs website
Iâm feeling lonely. Maybe Iâll message Andrea and try to buy a limited longhorn
Best damn truck ever made. Obviously a ram, leather interior. Heated and cooled seats. High output Cummins. The hole in the roof. Itâs got everything you could want. Smells like youâre sitting in a new baseball glove Other trucks want to be it. And Toyota owners will never attain it
I wish I could buy a limited longhorn, but I bought my wife a new car so I get to drive her old one. I have cash but I just bought lsv on credit. Camper is paid off but I have nothing to pull it. Guess Iâll never get to another nascar race. At least I can have a rowdy energy
Someone who cheats on their girlfriend with a two fingered prostitute. Typically never wins a championship and winds up alone after his ex puts nair in his shampoo bottle
âThat whore gave me a good Denny Hamlin last nightâ
âAfter getting a Denny Hamlin, my hair keeps falling out when I shower
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