Cheeken

A genetically modified chicken designed by scientists from Equatorial Guinea - it grows with no feathers, legs or head - only eyes and a hole fo poppin eggs out of.

"Pass the bucket of Kentucky Fried Cheeken mah nizzle!"

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Tioch Bioch

A really bitchy teacher. For a further explanation ask Marcameelius Hoseyspiere.

Mr. El-Dammanation

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Jindong Juicy

A regulation hand job but when finishing, the seamen is frozen and served to a family member as a refreshing snack

Hey, look at Sarah over there sucking on my Jindong Juicy