log watcher

One who has fecalphelia or an obsession watching someone deficate upon a glass coffee table while lying underneath and stroking their meat or rubbing their clitoris. Generally found in German Scheitza videos.

By typing in scat in Kazaa, you can usually find some pretty good log watcher movies.

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down syndrome

A phrase used to make fun of someone after they have done something stupid. Also, a disease similar to mental retardation. Many people who have down syndrome have competed in the Special Olympics.

What the hell is your problem! Are you down syndrome or something?

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Stoned

A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention

"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

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Dutuduh

A phrase which Carlos Mencia on "Mind of Mencia" uses to point out that a comment is obvious, or stupid.

"Dude! You're so annoying!"
"Thats cause he's British."
"Dutuduh!

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Oh My Lanta

An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.

"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"

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FLEB

Fucking Liberal Environmentalist Bastard

Most celebrities are FLEBs. (and assholes).

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Forty Footer

A woman who is misleadingly attractive. Often times, from forty feet away a girl will look attractive, but from up close, shes looks like the nasty.

"Whoa. That girl forty feet away looks amazing. Wait a second, she is a beast. Shes just a forty footer."

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