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weltdowns

A combination of meltdown and welts, this is a wicked number of incidents combined with a low-level severity of pain associated with each incident. It is not life threatening, but it can ruin your day and keeps stress at a level that is neither fun nor sustainable.

Did you have a nice Thanksgiving?

Yeah, but the number of weltdowns in the office that we came back to on Monday almost didn't make it worthwhile. I couldn't get my head above water for even a few minutes during my shift.

by J-Effit November 30, 2009


Penetration Queen

A girl for whom clitoral stimulation does very little. Penetration is the sole means of getting this kind of chick off. People will often refer to this type of woman's clitoris as "broken."

Man, I was messing around with Melissa last night and when I went down on her, she totally pulled me away and shut it down. I couldn't figure out what was going on. Who doesn't want a man to give them oral?! I ended up fucking her proper-like and she got off plenty. We talked about it after and it turns out that she's a penetration queen. Stimulating her clit does absolutely nothing for her.

by J-Effit October 25, 2013


cracker snap

A white, wannabe gangster with "little man's syndrome." They walk around with their pants saggin, swinging an arm, trying to look both tough and cool. They are neither.

Dude, I hear you almost got into it with one of Kathryn's friends the other night at her party?!

Yeah, but he was a just a cracker snap and I threw him down the stairs by his baggy Hilfigers. He didn't have the balls to come back for more.

by J-Effit December 3, 2009

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