Toup

Also referred to as "Toupee", when one gets so hammered at a party they begin to think they can dance. A toup is usually accompanied by a large crowd gathering around to laugh or gawk at the spectacle. (Note: This only applies when the person really CANT dance)

"Oh my god look at Jared he's hammered. What's he doing, is he, OH MY GOD JARED'S ABOUT TO TOUP"

Girl: "Wow did you see that chubby kid toupee last night?"
Guy:"His name is Jared AND HE'S BIG BONED"