lawn shark

Any miscellaneous item lying on the lawn that gets in the way while you're mowing. After you run the item over pieces of it may attempt to "bite" you as they're spat out the sides of the mower. This item could be anything from a golf club to trash that your neighbor plucked off his lawn and threw onto yours.

Herman: Hey, have you seen Collin's leg?
George: No, why? What happened?
Herman: He ran over an extension cord while he was mowing the lawn last night. It got stuck in the mower and started whipping around, cut up his leg really bad.
George: Gotta watch out for those damn lawn sharks!

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dick ripped

1. When your dick gets ripped off because you were doing something stupid and/or dangerous.

2. The act of shooting someone in the balls during an airsoft or paintball match.

I told Allen not to jack around with the meat cleaver, but he didn't listen to me and accidentally dick ripped himself. What a dumbass.

I dick ripped Jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. He was in so much pain he cried.

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Droogie

A hardcore fan of the kickass thrash metal band Megadeth. The band's frontman, Dave Mustaine, uses the term when addressing his fans online.

If you don't mosh at the Megadeth concert you aren't a true Droogie.

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lawnarchy

A monarchy set up to establish the absolute rule of one's lawn. The ruler of the lawnarchy is the owner, who takes the title of "king." The king orders his underlings, usually his own children, to be responsible for upkeeping his lawn. This includes mowing it, edging it, watering it, raking the leaves off it, and making sure it looks better than any of the neighbor's lawns.

Rick's dad, the king of the family's lawnarchy, forced Rick to edge the grass with a scissors.

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com serv

Short for community service. One of the most boring ways to spend your day.

People say doing lot's of com serv will make you feel good inside. Those church boys...

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stealth op

A stealth operation, usually conducted at night. The key here is to accomplish your mission without being detected. Wearing all black and using silent weapons/devices is imperative to pulling off a stealth op.

John egged my car on Tuesday, so I planned a stealth op and slashed his tires last night.

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Nutshell

One of the best songs written by Alice in Chains, but also the saddest. One of Layne Staley's many lyrical masterpieces.

And yet I find
And yet I find
Repeating in my head
If I can't be my own
I'd feel better dead

-The last 5 lines of Nutshell

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