Robin's Song

The complaints of a person in an unfulfiling relationship who refuses to leave, no matter how terrible they say it is. When asked, "Why don't you just..." it is frequently followed by the line "Oh, no, I could never..." (A very cyclical and rather hopeless situation, really.)

Derived from a song of the same name by "The Barstool Prophets."

I got a call from my ex last night; she just kept singing Robin's Song about her new asshole boyfriend...

"And as he stumbles towards her / Left hand raised / She sings Robin's Song" --The Barstool Prophets

Albumist

Album purist; someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Person who follows albumism. Also albumer. Opposite of songer or songist.

Alice Cooper's talent can only be truly appreciated by an albumist.

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Album Purist

Someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Person who follows albumism. Also albumer or albumist. Opposite of songer or songist.

Some album purist was aching me for buying a few songs off of iTunes.

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Albumer

Album purist; someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Person who follows albumism. Also albumist. Opposite of songer or songist.

Pink Floyd probably wouldn't be enjoyed as much by anybody but an albumer

Zombie New Year

A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday falls on the first Friday after the first full moon of August, when the Zombies rise from their graves to raise havok & mayhem.

As a result, the human population tends to gather around sundown on Zombie New Year to throw large, wild parties, hoping their numbers & noise will scare the zombies away. Some people are known to get staggeringly drunk as a form of mockery against the zombie hoards.

At dawn on the Saturday following Zombie New Year, the initial zombies return to their graves, but any humans that they turned continue to walk the earth until they are put down.

It should be noted that, for reasons still unknown, an alcoholic stupor makes it harder for zombies to detect you and, if they do, makes it harder for them to turn you.

Last Zombie New Year, I got so drunk...
"How drunk were you?!"
I was so drunk, I didn't wake up until THIS Zombie New Year!
"Oh, shit, he's a zombie!"

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Songist

Non-album purist; someone who listens to a few songs here and there more than entire albums. Frequently randomizes their playlist. Also songer. Opposite of albumer or albumist.

iTunes caters far more to songists than albumers.

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Touching

It would seem it's equal to "fucking." Based on the lyrics for The Dresden Dolls' "Sing," where some half-deaf music downloaders posted the lyrics as being "There is this thing that's like fucking..." when the booklet and song clearly say "There is this thing that's like touching."

"I was totally fucking a boob..."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."

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