Touching

It would seem it's equal to "fucking." Based on the lyrics for The Dresden Dolls' "Sing," where some half-deaf music downloaders posted the lyrics as being "There is this thing that's like fucking..." when the booklet and song clearly say "There is this thing that's like touching."

"I was totally fucking a boob..."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."

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Songist

Non-album purist; someone who listens to a few songs here and there more than entire albums. Frequently randomizes their playlist. Also songer. Opposite of albumer or albumist.

iTunes caters far more to songists than albumers.

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SMYOAALTS

"Spare Me Your Obnoxious Abbreviations And Learn To Spell."

Sarcastic internet shorthand originated in Lore Brand Comics - "OMG LOL."

A blowoff to people who refuse to even attempt to type properly.

"Dear Reader: SMYOAALTS. --Lore"

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douche-fuck

1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.

Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...

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