YAM

Acronym—Yet Another Moron, noun. A word affording the utility of reducing all fools to a class of colorful vegetable, so as not to waste time pointing out the particulars of each foolish varietal. Especially applicable to sincere, cheerful, generous, boyscout-type fools, who imagine the sharing of their stupidity is a public service.

YAM says his theory originated with UFO aliens.

The YAM in the White House wants your support for his new foreign adventure.

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distorian

distorian—noun 1. a person who distorts, rather than honestly reports, history. 2. a person who, under the guise of reporting history, engages in a diatribe, debunking, or moral defenestration. 3. a person whose view of history is decidedly downbeat or misanthropic. adjective, of or concerning such a faux-historical or negative attitude or reporting.

A White House distorian says George Bush is the best president the US has ever had.

That new book that claims there was no Holocaust was obviously written by a distorian.

All those gloomy-doomy types that deny the world is constantly getting better are taking a distorian view of things.

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