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A Opel/Vauxhall Astra of the 1998-2004 era
Why did you get a silver Ming, whats the point in having a car if you cannot see the bugger!
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Tampon used by women at period time
My cunt mouse got stuck inside me as its tail disappeared from view
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2nd generation Vauxhall/Opel Frontera 4x4, nicknamed because of its sprouting aerial. A fantastic vehicle.
How much are you asking for sprout? I have always wanted one.
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An all purpose vehicle which creates a lot of jealousy particularly among tree huggers who have nothing better to do than whinge about the things they cannot afford. Though it is true they are often wasted on the school run but if these mugs wish to squander great wads of money taking brats to school, then more fool them!! I'm not losing any sleep over it.
"Let me have the new Toyota Land-cruiser 4x4 love? I need to take the kids to school, 100 yards is too far to walk".
"No darling, having expensive luxury vehicles makes the under-privelidged very bitter indeed".
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A small comical car made by Mercedes Benz which has a tendency to roll over and make squicking or squiking noises.
Generally sold to those with a sense of humour and can take a joke.
What is that hilarious thing? Its a Mercedes A Class, I know, i couldnt stop laughing when I first saw one.
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A small sheep-dog that looks like a miniature Lassie. Sweet, playful and loves her owner like crazy, is very obstinate and nervous though, and males are very effeminate so these are not dogs for people who want a male dog for the sake of having a male dog (basically macho prats who want a protection dog) Everything else about this breed is positive just like the beautiful rough collie.
"Is that a baby Lassie?" "No its an adult sheltie, she's now 3 years old"
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Black and yellow cuddly furry little flying Teddy Bears who fly around making jam and getting pissed on pollen which is well fun since they are shortsighted and tend to fly at you whilst intoxicated.
Watch out for that bumble bee, he has had a few and is heading your way!!!
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