NASA

Never a straight answer.

NASA- it's really self explanatory

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publik skools

Shining examples of accountability and discipline. Where you can send your kids for the best edjumaction around. (Obviously not written by a publik skool kid)

After I gradueted from publik skools, I got hired at buger keng for 5.15/hr. In dese here gubment skools, day sed it duddnt matta if ya ded a gud jub, jest feel guud about yerself. I so feil guud about miself wen I smoke crak every da n'sit on my lazi ass waitin' fur my gubment cheese. I luv da federal guverment of amerika!

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Blue Wall of Silence

The notion that despite police rules and regulations; a
police officer may not turn in or otherwise provide damaging information in regards to a fellow officer. The term is more for the use of only corrupt police officers and not the police force in general.

The Blue Wall of Silence is prevelant in many cases involving police corruption here in the State of Georgia.

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1*

A term originally created by a sergeant with the Los Angeles Police Department SWAT Team. Designed as a reminder that in fact you only have "one ass to risk"(1 as-te-risk), so you'd better be careful.

Don't get yourself shot tonight, you only have 1* and a whole life ahead of you.

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Religion

The complete opposite of true spirituality.

Religion divides people, spirituality unites them.

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EEG

EEG is an shortened form of the word "electroencephalogram"; a machine that measures electrical activity within the brain.

A girl I work with was required to take an EEG test by the State Department of Mental Retardation and the screen showed flat lines across the board!!

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Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

Means that cheap talk will get you nowhere, while money will
persuade people to do as you like.

Money talks, bullshit walks, that is how life goes.

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