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Dick Waving Contest

An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.

Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.

by J. Malik April 15, 2006

226πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


Bill O'Reilly

Investigative reporter who broadcasts the show "The O'Reilly Factor" on FoxNews. Sometimes accused of having a conservative bias and other times accused of having a liberal bias in his general actions.

Bill O'Reilly's beliefs as stated in his book "The No Spin Zone".

Believes the government wastes huge portions of your money.

Believes that global warming is real.

Believes that the green movement has hurt responsible energy exploration in America.

Does not believe in the death penalty.

Does not believe in abortion, but would not outlaw it.

Believes in the control of hard drugs, but would legalize marijuana.

Does not believe in the current tax system and would prefer to institute a national sales tax instead.

Believes that America should keep the most powerful armed forces in the world.

Believes that cars should be designed with more fuel efficiency.

Believes that the military should be placed on the borders to thwart illegal immigration and drug trafficking.

Is he liberal, conservative, or somewhere inbetween?? You decide.

by J. Malik December 22, 2005

168πŸ‘ 239πŸ‘Ž


Matchstick Man

Another term for a scam artist

The matchstick man cheated the poor, old schmuck out of
50.000 dollars.

by J. Malik January 1, 2006

114πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Blue Line

A black rectangle with a solid, thick blue line through the middle. Symbol that is put on items ranging from front license plates, pins, bumper stickers (very small sticker),etc that denotes the user is a police officer. It is a violation of many state's laws to display this symbol if the user is not employed by a police agency. Related to this is the Red Line, which is used to identify fire/medical services personnel. These symbols are usually found on the off-duty vehicles or other personal effects of police /emergency services personnel.

My next-door neighbor, who is a highway patrolman, has a Blue Line tag on the front of his car, as well as a Blue Line sticker.

by J. Malik November 24, 2005

30πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


MEEP MEEP

Sound you make when someone says something t-totally fucking stupid; as to imitate the sound of a retard bus.

Dumbass: I heard it's raining outside; do I need my umbrella?

Person with common sense: MEEP MEEP; is that your bus I hear?? What the hell do YOU think, dumbass?!?!?

by J. Malik December 7, 2005

90πŸ‘ 101πŸ‘Ž


trouser trout

Best served smothered and covered in underwear!

Do I got a Big Mac?? How 'bout a nice big serving of trouser trout, assclown?

by J. Malik March 18, 2006

47πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


funny farm

The insane asylum, nuthouse, padded palace. Where you go if you do something crazy.

He was just sent to the funny farm because he was defecating in public while proclaiming the end was near.

by J. Malik March 1, 2006

284πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž