blow

1. An alternative to a curse word, appropriate for bad situations

2. An expression of appreciation or approval.

Blow is used differently depending on the context.

1. "BLOW! I left my purse in the car!"

2. "Blow, he's sexy,"

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preen

Shortened name for a pre-teen who is especially annoying or pre-teenish. Or can mean any pre-teen in general.

Middle schoolers are generally all preens.

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druce

1. a surfer clothing-line in a place where there is no surf (eg. a landlocked, mountainous region)
2. uncontrollable, constant diarrhea

1. Have you seen my new clothing line? It's called Druce.

2. Ooh man, that bean burrito gave me the Druce!

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pretard

An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.

Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.

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post-tard

Someone who has gone from pretard to full retard and come full circle to being 'normal' again. A person who used to be incapable of normal life functions, but now is considered stable. Few people actually make the progression to post-tard. Post-tards are few and far between, but they exist.

Bill Clinton, Whitney Houston, Charlie Sheen

Whitney Houston is the classic example of a post-tard because of her drug-related past and her re-entering into normal society.

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dooless

Uterly useless and worthless. Describes a person incapable of completing a task or an object that serves no purpose.

You're as dooless as Ashlee Simpson's microphone.

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