snuggle bugg

a girl whos constant mission in bed is to snuggle, cutting off blood to any or possibly every part of your body, having no real care for your comfort only her own.

Dude 1: hey man you look terrible

dude 2: yeah I cought snuggle bugg last night and didnt get any sleep

dude 1: shit dude u gota extermanat that shit

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microwave fresh

The bringing back to life of food preiviusly thought to have no longer been edieble. Happining thru magic the microwave usees its powers to bring food back to a point where one feel foods can be eaten usually working on things such as breads and pizza.

"We had bread in the house?"

"yeah found it under the couch"

"gross!"

"naww its microwave fresh"

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