stiffy killer

A girl so ugly that she immediately deflates a perfectly good hard-on by simply looking at you.

Things were going good at the party until, Rita brought her stiffy killer friend Bertha, and it was all down hill from there.

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ass BLEVE

BLEVE is an acronym for Boiling Liquid Expanding Vapor Explosion (pronounced bleavee) An ass BLEVE is therefore, a gaseous explosive liquid shit experence which one is soon not to forget.

After those burritos I had an ass BLEVE of massive proportions! The bathroom was toxic for hours afterwords.

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