Make space

Taking a huge shit to make room for more booze.

Al - Where'd you go? Your beer is full.

C.C. - Just took a giant shit. Had to make space.

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smashtag

A tagged Facebook photo where you're so drunk you don't remember the picture being taken.

Jen: Saw your pic on Facebook from the club. You look pretty wrecked.

Jess: I was at the club?

Jen: Must be a smashtag.

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