Poontang

Most people with the names of Matthew and Ryan are poontangs. They are worth next to nothing in life and try to make others feel like poontangs because the Matthews and Ryans cannot deal with being the biggest poontangs of all.

Matthew is the biggest, smelliest, ugliest poontang of all.

Ryan is a huge pooner and likes to get jammed in his poontang.

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