Spoiler Rape

The act of being forced to watch a (part) of a new episode whilst you didnt consent to it or would much rather like to watch it elsewhere or with other company.

"He made me watch a part of the new Rick And Morty episode. Before i could refuse i was already watching it... i was spoiler raped"

zingwaff

A "Zingwaff" is a nerdy person who sits behind a pc or typewriter all day. Typically defined as an office clerk or administrative postion. Usually depicted as a 50s cartoon caricature nerd.

Hey Ronnie, Did you see the new assistant down at HQ? Total Zingwaff right?

Hey mr. Zingwaff, get off that PC and start doing some proper labor.