Drywaller

The act of a male nailing or stapling his penis to the inside of his own leg.

"What?! He really did the Drywaller? What a fucking dumbass!"

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meat scissors

Also known as dick scissors, this instrument is used to sever the penis from the body.

"Watch it asshole, I've got me some meat scissors"

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