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binch

A combination of words: butt, and pinch. Used as a tool of measurement to determine the length of a bowel movement.

Guy 1: Are you okay in there? You've been on the John for 40 minutes!

Guy 2: I'm okay dude its just a biggin.

Guy 1: How big?

Guy 2: 12 binch's!

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 11, 2009

2πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


phling duhng

The act of throwing feces

Guy 1: my monkey is cooler than your monkey

Guy 2: my monkey can phling duhng at you and your monkey

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009


bro squat

When the member of a metal band (while on stage) gets into a squatting position and goes downward until ass is touching stage, it is a status symbol, if you can squat farther than the alpha bro, you then take his position as the alpha bro.

Kyle: what's that dude doing on stage? It looks like he's tryin to push one out.

Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 13, 2009

1πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


grabbing ankle

A term used when describing;
A. Being bent over for capitol punishment.
B. Assuming the position for Prison rape.
C. While sitting on the john, bending down and gripping your ankles in attemp to push harder and also to cope with the pain.

Guy1. Dude what's up with those hand prints on your ankles, that looks really painful!

Guy2. I was grabbing ankle last night

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 11, 2009

16πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


brotality

When a real hard ass bro kills someone, mortal kombat style. 'Bro' being the prefix and 'tality' being the suffix.

Kyle: Broc and Damien killed a scene kid last night, it was crazy like something out of an action movie.

Pat: That's called a brotality

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 11, 2009

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.

Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009

34πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


unicorn talent

A talent that one has that everyone knows about, but few have witnessed.

Guy 1. I heard Lucy sing today, it was amazing.

Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.

Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop March 14, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž