fierce

the most dangerous and volatile substance known to man. created in 1892 by abercrombie and fitch, its chemical structure is still unknown to mankind. since its creation, fierce has left a trail of death in its wake. less than 1 ml of fierce can contaminate the air in an entire shopping mall causing intense eye and lung irritation. prolonged exposure to fierce is the number 1 cause of lung cancer and impotence. scientific studies are also looking into whether or not fierce causes homosexuality.

Garrett: Its time to spritz the store with fierec again!
Thadeus: (spritzing) I just love fierce, its so fabulous!
Innocent Customer: My.... my lungs... death... approaches...

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