Dialocked

Talking with a friend while jumping aimlessly in a video game without really playing for a long period of time or when you walk back and forth while on a call with a friend.

“Dude, play the game and stop jumping for christ sake”

“Stop yapping then, i’m motherfucking dialocked”

Music Memory

That moment where you try to describe a song to somebody but you don’t know the lyrics.

“What’s that one song called?”
“Which one?”
“The one that goes… bum bum do do… bum bum do….”
“I swear to god you always get Music Memory..”

Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

safe edgy

People who are safe edgy only joke about drunk driving or arson, but never anything else violent or offensive.

Guy 1: Wow, that exam was hard as balls!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, it made me wanna commit arson!
Guy 1: Shut up.

Safe Edgy

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South Park

The sigma male version of Family Guy

“You down to watch some South Park?”
“Bet.”

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Clay Class

The class that probably plays with clay all day in class and doesn't do any work since they are 'special'. Hence the name "Clay Class"

"Haha, Jacob just shit himself!"
"Isn't that the kid from the clay class?"

Friggin

A word that’s a step below the word fuck.

“The Five Stages Of Fuck!’
“Duck, Fudge, Frick, Friggin and last of course, FUCK!”