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Scarlet Begonias

A song originaly made by the Greatful Dead but made better by Sublime

As I was walkin’ down rubadub square
Not a chill to the wind but a nip to the air
From another direction she was caught in my eye
It could be an illusion but I might as well try
Might as well try

She had rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes
And I knew without asking- she was into the blues
She wore scarlet begonias tucked into her curls
I knew right away she was not like other girls
Like other girls

Well I ain’t never been right as I ain’t never been wrong
As heaven works out the way it does in this song (hey)
’cuz once in awhile you get shown in the light in the strangest of places
If you look at it right

It was the summer of love and I thank the stars above
Because the woman took a lovin’ over me
And just to gain her trust I bought a microbus
Because I sold off all my personal property

A tight tye-dye dress she was a psychadelic mess
We toured to the north, south, east, and west
We sold some mushroom tea we sold some extacy we sold nitrous, opium,
Acid, heroin, and pcp

And now I hear the police comin’ after me
Yes now I hear the police comin’ after me
The one scarlet with the flowers in her hair she’s got the police comin’
After me

But there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the way she moves
All scarlet begonias and a touch of the blues
And there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the love that’s in her eye
I had to learn the hard way just to let her pass by
Let it pass by
Oh just let her pass by

by JACK August 5, 2004

100πŸ‘ 208πŸ‘Ž


mis.mika

a wuff pussy that smells wores than a skunk that shitted on it self

my mom is a mis.mika

by JACK January 2, 2005

3πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Maeve

one who is pale

ghost like; albino

One with translucent skin and red eyes.

"HEY MAEVE! keep it down in there...your 12,000 brothers and sisters are trying to sleep in that lab, too."

by JACK December 28, 2005

122πŸ‘ 283πŸ‘Ž


dracula's sweetooth

Where, during sexual intercourse, a woman's period just so happens to occur at that time and the male, or female for that matter, eats her period.

Girl 1 - "Yo bitch we gotta stop im on my period"
Boy 1 - "Ima just pull a dracula's sweetooth and eat it, no biggie"

by JACK August 17, 2007

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


moonsault

A pro wrestling move that entails a 270-degree backflip, with the performer beginning in an upright position and landing on his stomach, preferably on top of an opponent.

Moonsaults are often done from the top turnbuckle to the center of the ring

Example? I don't need no stinking example

by JACK May 20, 2004

43πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Fin

1.)A five dollar bill (U.S. or Canadian Currency)
2.)A half gram of chronic
3.)Or buying a half dime for a fin.
(Dime is .8 weighed out in chronic)

"Can I get a half a g"
"Yea sure throw me that fin"

by JACK October 31, 2004

153πŸ‘ 112πŸ‘Ž


urethra bubble

urethra bubble, a blob of sperm which is stuck, then blows out like a bubble. is used to define someone who is being a real pain for it is painful.
can happen when kicked in the nuts too hard.

my kids are just a bunch of urethra bubbles. or the fucking uerthra bubbles are trying eat the paste

by JACK March 29, 2005

8πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž