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The ultimate, all-time definition of FUCKING SHIT.
A faggoty pop-band who wrote shitty music for a bunch of pre-pubescant girls, who actually managed to somehow delude themselves that they were listening to a rock band, as opposed to a corporate, bubblegum-pop pile of fucking shit, who jumped around like pretty-boy pussies and pretended to play their own intruments.
Words fail me in trying to describe just what a fucking atrocity.. what an assault on music and on the goddamn world in general this.. "band" (and I use the term "band" so fucking loosely)was.
Being into music along the lines of Megadeth, Lamb of God, Pantera etc, accidentally hearing one of "Busted"'s pussy-whipped perversions, was... well, it was on the same level as having my dick snapped in half, and getting raped through my ears.
Seriously... honestly... how the fuck could something like Busted ever be allowed to survive, how could those lady-boys ever have been allowed to escape without being tied down and shot in the street..
To sum this up... tey are not rock, they are not punk, they are not metal, they are not music... they are what happens when some godforsaken fudgepackers decide one day to take an almighty dump into a CD-case, and market it out to the musically illiterate.
They are so absolutely completely and utterly talentless and shitty, that I'd rate Britney Fucking Spears higher than them (and trust me, that's saying something). They each sang like they had just sat down on a large vibrator, and it had only dawned on them when they were cued to begin recording (bearing in mind that most of the time they undoubtedly lip-synced instead of singing at all)
They didn't play their own guitars.. their music had no guitar work or skill present, no riffs, no solos... not even any real fucking power-chords.. just the equivalent of a fucking banjo-oriented blind hillbilly strumming some tuneless melody on a half-stringed, broken guitar.
They are not rock, metal, or punk, or anything similar.. they embody in a word, everything that every real rock, punk or metal band protests about - comercialized bullshit, spoon-fed to the ignorant masses by the ton to help preserve some delusion of a perfect, happy "love-giggles-and-joy" society.
If Busted hadn't broken up, I don't think I would have lasted much longer... my condolences however to all the 11 year old girls, and musically tasteless imbeciles who thought Busted were anywhere close to being a rock band - and to who Busted had some kind of perverted significance
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A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.
Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.
"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"
"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."
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1. substitute word used in place of "bull shit" so you wont get in trouble with teachers.
2. bullshit or shit
Pronounce the syllable "bol" like "bull" to give more flavor
"You piece of bolshevik"
"Bolshevik!"
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High school is a failed experiment in preparing young people for the adult world. All high schools in the country were built around 1960 and were designed to hold about half as many students as they currently do. Nothing seems to work quite right in a high school building. The heaters only work during the summer and the air conditioning only works in the winter. The asbestos insulation has all fagged out and the building becomes an oven or a meat locker, depending on the time of year. The plumbing is usually a disaster in high school, with drinking fountains never working but toilets that never stop running.
High schools are usually poorly run by a team of out of touch assholes, also known as Principals, counselor, teachers, and ex-Marine drill sergeants (gym teachers). These people seem hell bent on destroying all hope for students through tedious testing, poorly planned projects, educational videos made during the Truman Administration, and text books that mention the Soviet Union on every page.
High school is also the place where the stress of growing up and the stress of fitting in join forces to destroy even the strongest among us. Most of High school is not spent learning but involves trying to find friends who aren't complete douche bags, trying hook up with people of the opposite sex unsuccessfully, combing your hair, buying cloths in the effort that someone will notice you, working out so you will not get your ass kicked everyday, trying desperately to get rid of the zits that have taken over your face, driving a car that a homeless person wouldn't piss in or riding on an over crowed bus while choking on diesel fumes, while people you don't know make fun of you worse then your friends do, and on top of all of that, you must act like nothing is wrong in your life.
High school is a place where everyone acts like their lives are great but are really dead inside.
The scars of High School last long after graduation day.
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A good store if you do not care too much about fasion but do not want to look like poor, white trash.
Also the only way to spend $10 on a shirt, without it having flames and dragons on it, i.e. Wal*Mart cloths.
I spent $60 at Old Navy and got all of my cloths for the next five years.
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Evil Decepticon leader from the 1980's Transformers television series. Known for using ridiculous, dim-witted schemes in his attempts to "plunder the Earth of it's resources" and to foil the Autobots. Many fans hate him, wishing he were more bad-ass. I say to them "Who cares!?" I mean, honestly, let's face it - it's a kid's show! He's not ment to satisfy the loins of 30 year old super geeks who take the show too seriously. If you loved the show as a kid, and are willing to watch it with a grain of salt, it's a lot easier to appriciate his contribution to the show. You just have to suspend your disbelief, or laugh hysterically at the plot flaws and animation errors!
G1 Megatron, who murdered half the Autobot cast in the movie, seemed pleased to kill Ironhide despite the fact he was defenseless. As Ironhide bravely grabbed Megatron by the leg to avenge his fallen comrades, Megatron sneered and said "Such heroic nonsense!" as he shot him to death.
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The sound a penis makes when it is slapped against one's forehead.
The sound of a dicksmack.
I heard a smackle in my mom's bedroom.
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