Dirty Little Bean Boy

A short Mexican boy or man. Often unsightly and full of acne.

Me: Hey Auggie have you seen the dirty little bean boy?

Auggie: No, I think Harley’s at home faking a flu.

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human ring

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.

I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.