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dick fuse

how long before you go off

My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.

I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.

by JAKE March 6, 2004

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Ugh Factor 10

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Damn girl, you need to get a new wardrobe, that shit you wearin now is like ugh factor 10

by JAKE April 2, 2005

63πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.

I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.

by JAKE October 13, 2004

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


dry sex

masturbation sex where one or both of the partners are still clothed between the belly & the crotch, dry humping takes place, and one or both have an orgasm but there is no exchange of body fluids because of the layer of clothing. Called "dry" because there is no natural lubrication.

Nancii and I have dry sex during her period.

by JAKE March 6, 2004

1317πŸ‘ 801πŸ‘Ž


huttin

having sex; derived from the language Jag

"Man, I'm gonna be huttin that bitch tonight

by JAKE January 7, 2005


george bush

the antichrist; visit www.bushisantichrist.com and see for yourself

"God spoke to me and told me to strike Saddam." -No, he didn't.

by JAKE January 11, 2005

82πŸ‘ 209πŸ‘Ž


foot fuck

a form of masturbation where you let the woman 'jack you off with her bare foot

a form of masturbation where the male masturbates the female to orgasm using just his toes on her clit and perhaps just slightly into her vagina

Margie and I are just friends with benefits. She promised to foot fuck me next time we get naked together.

I brought her off with just my big toe up her cunt.

by JAKE March 6, 2004

519πŸ‘ 312πŸ‘Ž