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Short for "mother" or "mother fucker" used to show exajuration. (spelling?)
"MY TOE HURTS LIKE A MO ON HER BIRTH DAY!!!!"
"Duuudee"
3π 16π
The act of jaywalking, preceded by getting violentsly struck by a large truck.
"Woah! That tard just got fnarged!"
24π 30π
Is there a toilet around? I gotta drop it like its hot
41π 106π
My digestive system was so fucked up that I crapped out a slim shady every thirty minutes.
11π 17π
sex between females; while often referred to as Lesbian sex, it is not appropriate to. Lesbianism is a sexual orientation, not physical sex between two women. Fantasizing about having sex with another woman does not make you a lesbian. Women are usually seen as soft, gentle, loving, and romantic, which is not how men are usually perceived. A woman may desire these things in her sex life. She may feel that since a woman has the same anatomy, she will be a better lover and more in tune with her needs. Even though a woman is not sexually attracted to other women, she may be attracted to these "feminine" qualities. To a certain extent, female/female physical intimacy is socially acceptable, at least when not done to exclusion.
Nancii and I enjoy intercourse, mutual masturbation, and oral sex, but she still needs her girl-girl sex once in awhile with "S"
186π 110π
when a man and a woman put their lips together and feel the most-wonderful bliss
from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.....
Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."
427π 192π
One who dilivers by the means of a post office, a dildo to a gay lover before butt sex.
Bob: Do you know why Abe sent me a dildo in the mail? That's kind of fruity.
Ron: Dude, you better hide or something. That fag's a dick mailer!
30π 14π