night shift

typically 11 pm- 7 am or 12 midnight 'til 8. The infidelity shift. The time when most MILFs get a different bed companion.

Her old man worked night shift so I used to slip into her bed at 1 am and leave by 4 am.

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Afofa

Someone who consumed of marijuana or Alcohol.

Look at those guys smoking weed! What a bunch of AFOFAS!

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x incher

penis of "x" inches in length

eg. German 5.3" (or other Central European)
Irish 6.3"
Newfoundland 8" (but those goofs measure on the bottom side)

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movie adultery

To betray someone by seeing a film with one person when you shud have shared the motion picture experience with someone else.

I had to go see CHICAGO a second time, this time with Terri, even tho I had seen it with Nancii; otherwise the movie adultery would come out.

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elliot smith

The Way Douchers like to spell his name.

Its Elliott Smith asshole!

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unwritten law

Unwritten Law is one of the best bands out there

Unwritten Law are one of the few non-label whore bands

Are you going to the Unwritten Law concert?

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ludacridiculous

to do something outrageous that is really funny

free style walking is ludacridiculous

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