angelina jolie

Smart, Sexy, Talented Actress, Wild, Fun

Angelina Jolie is bisexual.

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eagle wings

When you fuck a woman with her legs as wide as possible

Are you flexible?
Yeah
Lets do eagle wings

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PMW

Posh Mans Wank.
A wank with a condom on

He couldn't be arsed to clean up after him so he wore a condom

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bagoo

sarah main

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finger blasting

the process of inserting your finger into a female. also known as finger banging or fingering

johnny was finger blasting his girlfriend.

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Wooples

A furry Creature that lives inside a bigger version called, The Mother Load

1- The Wooples are tiny creatures.

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wwcd

WWCD stands for "What Would Conan Do" as in Conan O'Brien. It was modeled after the famous WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) products.

Dude1: I saw a nun drop her purse. What should I do?
Voice: What would Conan Do?
Dude1: (bends down to pick up the purse and looks up the nun's dress)

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