muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

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tit do

When a women's stomach sticks out further than her breast do.

That fat bitch has a tit do.

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ginny

A cute feminine name for the vagina, and most importantly you can use it in front of the ladies

I sure would like to get a look at ginny tonight.

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sex kitten

A woman that is so sexy you just want to grab her and do unmentionable things. Sex kittens are usually found in cool climates, but do tend to come out when it gets somewhat hot. These sexual beings are and nuts in bed and just make you cringe!

Damn, I met this "sex kitten" last week that's fucking hot! She's made me feel things I've never felt and is damn sexy!

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pop ups

annoying bastards who make them

once youve seen one pop up your in shit.

(stan)-damn a pop up
(bob)-damn your computers fucked i dont want to be your friend any more bye
(stan)- im gonna kill myself (bang bang)

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pop punk

An oxymoron, said to be non-existant by "hardcore punks." A easier to handle version of the genre punk.

MxPx, Starstruck, Avert 13, Fall Out Boy.

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Darquex

Doing a girl from behind, anal sex.

I gave her the darquex last night

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