g spot

the prostate when found through the asshole. is said to trigger ejaculation

"tap that prostate, hit that g spot!"

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freedom fries

call them freedom fries, that'll stick it to france. ppl r so fucking retarded. french fried aren't even french.

americans r fat asses. from a pissed off athlete from iowa

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Da Gump

nickname/ slang for the city of montgomery, alabama

Guy # 1: yo where ya from dawg?

guy #2: yo i represent da gump

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west

Similar to sweded or blitzed. To be west is to be fucked.

Big Mellor's head is west

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paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.

My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...

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Jompa

1. Has its roots in the Buddhist faith.
2. The allegorical father figure in a lesbian relationship. Most often referred to by young adopted chinafolk.

Momma and Jampa

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ull

Idiotic variation of "you'll or you shall/will". Looks like it should be pronounced, 'uhl', like 'pull'.

Doofus: so ull go to da prom wif me tonite????/////
Zelda: Hell no.

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