blackout

Blackout is the term used to describe when a person is so drunk that they wake up the next morning with temporary amnesia, no recollection of what they did the night before. It can be used as a verb or as an adjective.

verb: "Oh man I blacked out so fast last night, and then I woke up in this ugly girl's room."

adj: "I was so blackout man, everyone was wasted."

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jelly roll

When you carry a roll of $1 or other small denomination bills and put a $100 or other large denomination bill on top of it to make yourself appear much wealthier.

You think he's loaded? All he's got is a jelly roll.

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Subway

A lousy train that stops suddenly and get crowded more than a sardine can.

I take the subway every day and it sucks.

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Heavy Metal

Best thing happened to music besides grunge.

Early Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Black Sabbath, etc...

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Estafoo

The way to pronounce STFU (shut the fuck up) it´s a another way to say to a person to shut up.

Samuel says: What the heck is crap??
Jack says: Man@ Estafoo! The teacher is right there.
John says: Man if you don't estafoo she'll do to you what she does to her fourth graders "students".
Jack says: Yeah and that wouldn´t be right.

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Bradner

one who tries with all their known human capacitites to be funny and fails miserably.

Man that stupid bradner thinks he's sooo funny with his "gin and juice" and "crackalackin"

Gosh that kids not even funny, he's such a Bradner!!

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String Pop

Banging a vagina and pulling out their tampon on your penis.

Me and your sister made a string pop last night

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