pwns

pwns is just something someone made up.
pwn means to get a head shot in a game like counter strike.

Joo just got pwned bitch!!

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audible

Farting out loud, usually when intending otherwise and wearing headphones.

Via instant message: FUCK! I just called an audible here in the office.

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KillerByte

The handle of a hacker.

Me and KillerByte took out yahoo the other day.

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10 pinter

One whom you may only legally target for a shag after the consumption of ten pints of strong lager or alcohol equivalent due to her extreme level of ugliness.

"Jese, check out that 10 pinter! easy shag or what?!"

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premek

An aspiring dirty old man.

Premek is hoping a buxom, nubile female will come his way.

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paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.

"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."

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dicking

Screwing up royally. What you say to someone you have trusted knows what is happening, but then realize that they are lost with no clue.

You have no idea what you are doing, do you? You are dicking big time!!

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