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flappin the crap hamper

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

by JAck February 8, 2003

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


wii

Nintendo's new name for their latest videogame console, formerly known as the Revolution.

Nintendo's coming out with a new videogame console? Wii!

by JAck April 30, 2006

35πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


cheeseburger

a form of currancy used by the impoverished to buy drugs

yo gotta any crack? i got these cheeseburgers man. man i suck yo dick

by JAck March 10, 2003

24πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


bird flu

Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.

According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.

"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."

-Bill Maher

"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush

by JAck November 1, 2005

73πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


so-titties

Very thin woman, with very large brests.

Check it out dude, she is so-titties.

by JAck July 27, 2003

15πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


tote

Slang - (Queens)English for smoke, (toke,) drink and shag endless supplies of women.

Come to central Lisbon so we can tote togther for a night.

by JAck June 22, 2004

32πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


sarcdar

sarcasm radar, referring to how well people can dectect sarcasm in text

My sarcdar isn't working to well, i thought you meant that literally

by JAck February 12, 2004

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž